Collecting Evidence

Evidence that Jude is crazy:

He went to the potty, came back pantless (as usual) and proceeded to run around in a circle yelling, 

"I'm chasing my butt!  I'm going to get you, butt!"

Evidence that he is a sweet boy:

While I was in the other room and he couldn't possibly have known I was listening in, he talked to Ruby while sharing a snack with her, saying, 

"I like you.  You're the best baby sister in the whole wide world."  

Evidence that he hears to everything we say (especially when we don't want him to):

Whenever someone enters the room suddenly, he says:

"You scared the crap out of me!!"

Evidence that he knows how to lie:

After finding the stool pushed up to the counter and the box of cookies open and on the floor under the kitchen table, I asked Jude what he had done.  He replied,

"I didn't eat cookies..."